Screaming Lunatic

“If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates” – Jay Leno

“Some people drink, others do drugs, still others beat their wives or cheat their business partners. I grouch. If you listen closely, you will find that I usually make sense.” – Screaming Lunatic

” Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” – B. Franklin

“Life is a smelly sandwich” – Screaming Lunatic

“Were we directed from Washington when to sow, and when to reap, we should soon want bread.”
~~ Thomas Jefferson, Autobiography, 1821

“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”
– P.J. O’Rourke

“It’s not my fault!” – Indiana Jones

“To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary. These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail. This is a revolution! And a revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate. We execute from revolutionary conviction!” – Ernesto “Che” Guevara.

“What we have is two important values in conflict. Freedom of speech and our desire for a healthy campaigns and a healthy democracy. You can’t have both.” – Dick Gebhardt

“The most important document a free person can carry, is their library card” – Screaming Lunatic