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Braindroppings July 25, 2006

Posted by screaminglunatic in Uncategorized.
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Never fry bacon naked, it splatters.
Never get behind fat people in the check-out line at the supermarket

Never trust anyone who says “trust me”, except this one time.

The loudest friendliest guy in room, is not your friend. He wants to appear to be everyones friend because he wants something. What ever it is, don’t give it to him, he’ll just expect more.

Women do not want to be understood. They want to be agreed with, on all things and at all times. You are expected to agree with them.

If anyone tries to impress you about anything, it is because they are not very good at it. If they were any good, they would not need to impress you.

Bully’s are weak and are willing to do anything to prove to you they are not. (See above)

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